I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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