i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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