I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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