sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.