She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I love you.
Bad choice
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