I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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