Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning