Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm gonna fight the coyote
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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