Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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