i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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