saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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