i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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