you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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