Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I am midnight drunk by noon
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Text me some of your sweat
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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