just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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