Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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