singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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