I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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