I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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