5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
soo... how was my night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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