i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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