Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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