So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You can make out without kissing
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