Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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