Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
