Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Farmville is her only friend.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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