i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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