windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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