People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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