I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
she was so not down for the gang bang
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Found the puke drawer
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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