I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just invented taco cereal.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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