I cannot find my penis.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I see more hoeing in ur future
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