it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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