Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
