school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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