omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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