great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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