i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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