hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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