I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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