Someone shit on the floor
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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