? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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