i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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