5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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he thought i was a dude.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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