I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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