We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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