i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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