If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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