duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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