Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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