Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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