I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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