corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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