i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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