Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
