just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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