Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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