She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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