another moral hangover. fuck.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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