My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have tasted many bathrooms
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