So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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