Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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